Does anyone else remember that old Hair Club for Men commercial from the ’80s? You know, the one with Sy Sperling saying, “I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.” Well, I am the Sy Sperling of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Not only am I a member, I’m…
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Girl Talk: Meet Me in the Ladies' Room
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Molly Pitcher Got a Facelift
Molly Pitcher is NOT the name of the redhead with me in this cover photo, but she is the only other person I know who’s excited that Molly Pitcher got a facelift. Molly Pitcher is the name of my go-to rest stop on the southbound side of the New Jersey…