HOSTESS WITHOUT THE MOSTEST
I am not the hostess with the mostest — unless the mostest refers to the one with the most anxiety about hosting. If that’s what you mean, then I’m your girl.
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Girl Talk: Meet Me in the Ladies' Room
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Male Pattern Blindness
I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure my husband and both my sons suffer from the same ailment: male pattern blindness. I first wrote about it in 2014 and I was hopeful the malady was something that they’d outgrow. But here we are, eight years later, and I’m convinced — having a penis makes you blind.