It’s my 52nd birthday today. I know I’m supposed to lament getting older, but for the most part, I like being this old.
Tag: midlife
Girl Talk: Meet Me in the Ladies' Room
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I Killed Al Green
To my mother’s dismay, I do not have a green thumb. Despite that fact that I’ve been able to keep two boys alive for 20.5 and 17.5 years, respectively, I cannot keep a houseplant alive for more than a few weeks. My latest victim? Al Green. Okay, so unless you’re…